Sorry, Not Sorry Greeting Card (Funny)

Sorry, Not Sorry Greeting Card (Funny)

$3.99

Shipping to United States: $1.00

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For anyone who has ever come home to a bit of a mess and a guilty looking pup. This basset hound, found mid-snack in the garbage, says I'm sorry (but not really) with his sweet expression. It's a perfect card for any spouse in the doghouse, though we don't promise forgiving results. I also imagine this card is perfect for someone who just got a promotion, sorry/not sorry about all that new responsibility & money! Or its great for a friend who announced they're moving in with their significant other -- get ready to start closing the door when you pee!

~5 x 7
~Blank inside
~Printed on high quality SFI certified paper
~Light teal envelope included
~Shipped in plastic sleeve to protect card

30% of proceeds from ALL Pup Press cards go directly to hand selected rescues and shelters. Save lives, one card at a time.
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Shipping within the US:
$1 for the first item
.25 cents each additional card...so it pays to order multiple!

Shipping outside US
$10 for the first item
.25 cents each additional card!

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  • United States : 3 - 5 business days

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